control room · the shelf
6on the shelf
0ready
2channels
14critic rounds
Awaiting your call · Take sends it live · Skip returns it to the loop
Ep 1 · The Seven-Degree Error1:07HOLD
Danyel

Ep 1 · The Seven-Degree Error

2% human

Prop-grip + anatomy edges: pencil-in-hair, apron straps, mitt hands. 4 real, cheap fixes.

Ep 2 · Observatory Hill0:59HOLD
Danyel

Ep 2 · Observatory Hill

judging

New scene, capture clean. Kids-app curator verdict still landing.

Tight Five1:11HOLD
Miles

Tight Five

15% human

Best on the shelf. Residual is acting: frozen smile on the furious line, recycled poses.

The Robot Vacuum1:35HOLD
Miles

The Robot Vacuum

5% human

Caption tell refuted. Residual: cut cadence, thin pose library, frozen audience.

The Marketplace1:36HOLD
Miles

The Marketplace

5% human

No frog prop in hand, locked mic hand, frozen audience, keyword posters.

The Family Chat1:34HOLD
Miles

The Family Chat

0% human

Poster morphs flagged by a 3rd critic; mic-grip reads. Funny 8/10, AI-smell 15%.

On air · posted videos and how they are doing
Nothing live yet.

The moment the first episode publishes, it lands here with its real views, likes, watch-time and a simple read on what is working. Channel picked: Overthinking It With Miles · @OverthinkingMiles. Poster tested, waiting on your go and the channel to be created.

What you are looking at. Six finished episodes the factory made and blind critics judged. The bar on each is how human it reads once the placeholder voice is set aside — higher is better. All six are HELD: the critics no longer catch the voice, they catch the acting — frozen audiences, recycled poses, a smile that does not drop on an angry line. That is the next thing the loop fixes.

This screen is the view. The Take and Skip buttons here are the shape of it — the live version on your own domain wires them to actually publish and return episodes to the loop, and pings your phone when one goes live.